Long Live Mel Gibson, my hero

HI! My name is SickRabbit, and I am a Mel Gibson fan. The biggest Mel Gibson fan in the world.

I actually think Mel Gibson is the only one that could kick Chuck Norris’s ass. BIG TIME!! The guy is like a guru!!

And one more thing… I would commit to a relationship…too if I were Mel.

List of favorite Mel Gibson movies:

I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

He’s dealing with a woman that is a mental case, she still hangs on to her childhood fantasy kingdom, that has taken over her entire life and causes her endless pain and degradation.

That is so true! There are so many crazy women are out there, GOD, you go Mel!

Mad Max

Mel’s wife gets killed by some gang. He goes after them and… tries to thank them, but they miss understand his intentions, and he ends up kicking the shit out of them.

Lethal Weapon

He’s a cop, his wife died in a car accident, and he’s a bit sad, but smiling.

Hamlet

I think we all know the sick shit that goes on in that play!

Forever young

His girlfriend goes in a coma. He gets frozen and he wakes up in a better world. Sadly, he’s a bit retarded after the experience, cause he decides to find her…

Braveheart

His wife dies in his arms. He decides to free Scotland after that shock.

Payback

He gets a woman, that shoots him, but he takes revenge. Do NOT fuck with MEL!

The patriot

He has like…3, 4 or 5 kids…the wife is dead. No clue on how she died…but damn, he’s a devoted family man.

What women want

The patriot takes a leap in the future and becomes an advertising guru. One kid, again no wife. Is this guy reproducing by himself?? And how does he do it??

Signs

The wife dies in a freak accident. You would have though that actresses would avoid movies with Mel. Does he share mortal secrets with them…and they have to die? What is going on?!!

Paparazzi

Mel is getting old…he’s bored already…he decides his wife will get crippled this time…but be allowed to life. So in Paparazzi, his wife almost dies in a car crash.

Edge of darkness

The movie will be released in September 2009. No clue about the wife, but just for diversity, his daughter dies in this movie.

I think you see what I’m saying here….